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The Spotlite Archives
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Isn't this a happy coincidence? You are desperate to buy, and we are desperate to sell!
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Tennesseein' is Tennebelievin'
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Friday, September 19, 2003
Richard Nixon, the Rock, Christopher Reeves, and Frankie Muniz are driving through hell.
4:20 PM
Thursday, April 17, 2003
Spacer155: redmans apartment is so rad.
ColemanFrancisx: yeah it is
ColemanFrancisx: "that my cousin on the couch"
ColemanFrancisx: "i got my vaseline by the bed"
Spacer155: haha. man. we gotta chill with redman.
ColemanFrancisx: i bet he'd be down for some trivia
ColemanFrancisx: unlike someone i know
ColemanFrancisx: or i guess, unlike some gender i know
Spacer155: haha. "dude, redman, you know this one?"
ColemanFrancisx: haha
ColemanFrancisx: that's gotta be a sketch
ColemanFrancisx: chillin with like snoop, redman, and dmx at trivia
Spacer155: getting pissed at them if they fuck up.
ColemanFrancisx: and they use the free chicken wings coupons and get really into retroactive
Spacer155: "where were you on that one, snoop?!"
ColemanFrancisx: haha
ColemanFrancisx: "is numba one dog"
ColemanFrancisx: "aint fo"
Spacer155: haha....they gotta get into an argument about some middle dynasty egyptian pharoah.
ColemanFrancisx: "nah, yo, you don know what the fuck you talkin bout"
ColemanFrancisx: - snoop to dmx
8:41 PM
Thursday, April 10, 2003
Spacer155: So this guy decides to take up the crusades...theres only one of him though, and he can like start in london or whatever, I haven't really thought the start out yet. But he would be dressed in all the battle armor, like chain mail and long shield across his back, rusty spear etc.... And he'll be walking down this 'uber' rural road in annatola or somewhere and pass this guy on a donkey or something. He asks if he is a muslim or christian and when he replies muslim, the crusader yells "stand and fight good sir!" but as he is speaking has to take off his big helmet and shit so get his shield ready and everything thing. And the farmer will just have started past on his donkey...so the crusader has to chase him as the donkey is like slowly trotting...and the crusader has his short rusty spear out and the helmet keeps covering his eyes and he's tripping over his shield, yelling "stand and face me heathen!"
Spacer155: he would go through various episodes like this in his crusade to "liberate the holy land"
ColemanFrancisx: like a totally hapless foppish crusader
ColemanFrancisx: and only one of him
ColemanFrancisx: there's gotta be subtitles, too
ColemanFrancisx: for the muslim
ColemanFrancisx: but it'll be funny because they'll speak different languages but the sketch acts like they totally understand eachother
4:14 PM
Saturday, April 05, 2003
This next sketch is called "The Original Odd Couple."
I will play Hans, the flamboyant, sexually ambiguous man from Hamburg, Deutschland. Fill will play Juan, a modern day stereotype. It will be ethnic mismatch comedy. It will be hilarious.
Addendum: Mike will play Camille Victoria, an upper-class British matron.
11:29 PM
Our next sketch will be called, "Kabuki, MN." It will be me and the guys all dressed up and painted performing kabuki theatre. We will perform elaborate tea ceremonies, with all the physical grace of a bunch of dorky, out of shape white dudes from Minnesota. There will be a middle aged, overweight man in the audience who will greatly enjoy our performances.
10:49 PM
Tatu, the cop, the fast food guy. Bangin' heads, breakin' hearts.
5:28 PM
Friday, April 04, 2003
" ....... "
Silence.
"....."
More silence.
"....*cough*"
His head shifts to the skinny child who just coughed,
"Looks like we've got a trouble maker!"
2:18 AM
Tuesday, April 01, 2003
The Busiest Street in Hastings.
"Donnie just couldn't get a handle on Boris; his firm, toned, muscular hand gripping and tugging, but never getting proper traction on Boris's turgid manstick. It was too slippery with love juice and chew-soaked saliva.
As they lay in the shadow of the dumpster out back behind Walmart, they shared an intimate, gentle moment. Soon they would be men, together. No longer the street toughs they once were, but lovers.
'Turn over, luv,' said Donnie. They were ready to pound. "
11:08 PM
High School coming-of-age drama set in the 1980s with a blastin' early 2000s soundtrack, featuring Tatu while the guys masturbate in the school bathrooms.
This one's close to home.
10:59 PM
John W. Hinckley stews in his jail cell, covered with Jodie Foster posters, as Jodie Foster comes to visit Mark David Chapman.
Brandon Hodge is in the cell across the hall, advising John. "You gotta tell her everyday that you love her."
10:58 PM
He walks into the boardroom. "Sorry I'm late, I'm all nose today!"
He has a giant nose headmask on.
10:56 PM
Spacer155: we should make a movie where we're coast guards, and we're all intense but our job is just going around telling people to turn their boat lights on and shit.
10:55 PM
Monday, March 31, 2003
Nobody loves you.
6:23 PM
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