If lusting after guys makes me gay, then, well, I guess I'm gay.
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The Spotlite Archives
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Isn't this a happy coincidence? You are desperate to buy, and we are desperate to sell!
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Tennesseein' is Tennebelievin'
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Saturday, April 05, 2003
This next sketch is called "The Original Odd Couple."
I will play Hans, the flamboyant, sexually ambiguous man from Hamburg, Deutschland. Fill will play Juan, a modern day stereotype. It will be ethnic mismatch comedy. It will be hilarious.
Addendum: Mike will play Camille Victoria, an upper-class British matron.
11:29 PM
Our next sketch will be called, "Kabuki, MN." It will be me and the guys all dressed up and painted performing kabuki theatre. We will perform elaborate tea ceremonies, with all the physical grace of a bunch of dorky, out of shape white dudes from Minnesota. There will be a middle aged, overweight man in the audience who will greatly enjoy our performances.
10:49 PM
Tatu, the cop, the fast food guy. Bangin' heads, breakin' hearts.
5:28 PM
Friday, April 04, 2003
" ....... "
Silence.
"....."
More silence.
"....*cough*"
His head shifts to the skinny child who just coughed,
"Looks like we've got a trouble maker!"
2:18 AM
Tuesday, April 01, 2003
The Busiest Street in Hastings.
"Donnie just couldn't get a handle on Boris; his firm, toned, muscular hand gripping and tugging, but never getting proper traction on Boris's turgid manstick. It was too slippery with love juice and chew-soaked saliva.
As they lay in the shadow of the dumpster out back behind Walmart, they shared an intimate, gentle moment. Soon they would be men, together. No longer the street toughs they once were, but lovers.
'Turn over, luv,' said Donnie. They were ready to pound. "
11:08 PM
High School coming-of-age drama set in the 1980s with a blastin' early 2000s soundtrack, featuring Tatu while the guys masturbate in the school bathrooms.
This one's close to home.
10:59 PM
John W. Hinckley stews in his jail cell, covered with Jodie Foster posters, as Jodie Foster comes to visit Mark David Chapman.
Brandon Hodge is in the cell across the hall, advising John. "You gotta tell her everyday that you love her."
10:58 PM
He walks into the boardroom. "Sorry I'm late, I'm all nose today!"
He has a giant nose headmask on.
10:56 PM
Spacer155: we should make a movie where we're coast guards, and we're all intense but our job is just going around telling people to turn their boat lights on and shit.
10:55 PM
Monday, March 31, 2003
Nobody loves you.
6:23 PM
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