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The Spotlite Archives
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Tennesseein' is Tennebelievin'
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Thursday, April 10, 2003
Spacer155: So this guy decides to take up the crusades...theres only one of him though, and he can like start in london or whatever, I haven't really thought the start out yet. But he would be dressed in all the battle armor, like chain mail and long shield across his back, rusty spear etc.... And he'll be walking down this 'uber' rural road in annatola or somewhere and pass this guy on a donkey or something. He asks if he is a muslim or christian and when he replies muslim, the crusader yells "stand and fight good sir!" but as he is speaking has to take off his big helmet and shit so get his shield ready and everything thing. And the farmer will just have started past on his donkey...so the crusader has to chase him as the donkey is like slowly trotting...and the crusader has his short rusty spear out and the helmet keeps covering his eyes and he's tripping over his shield, yelling "stand and face me heathen!"
Spacer155: he would go through various episodes like this in his crusade to "liberate the holy land"
ColemanFrancisx: like a totally hapless foppish crusader
ColemanFrancisx: and only one of him
ColemanFrancisx: there's gotta be subtitles, too
ColemanFrancisx: for the muslim
ColemanFrancisx: but it'll be funny because they'll speak different languages but the sketch acts like they totally understand eachother
4:14 PM
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